faq’s

q: Why haven’t i gotten my invite to the new house?

A: To be fair, nobody has.

Q: Can i kick it?

A: Yes, you can

Q: Have you seen gone girl?

A: Still haven’t. It’s on the list.
 

Q: best album by a rap group?

A: ATLiens - Outkast
 

Q: Whats your go-to hangover cure?

A: 3 Advil - Pedialyte - Greasy Breakfast - Sun/Sauna/Sweat it Out - Milk From a Goat Raised by Tibetan Monks Fed Only Hay Grown In Lavender Fields

Q: What do i get if i win?

A: Nothing. Now stop trying so hard. What are you, some kind of nerd? Seriously. Stop it.